Strongbowned 

When a person gets hideously drunk off Strongbow & they become owned

. . . aka strongbowned!!

Rhysa: "let's go get some Strongbow"
*drink drink drink*
Beth: "woahh. i'm pretty drunk lass"
Rhysa: "w'heyyyy. STRONGBOWNED lass!"

Strongbowned by Everyone At February 9, 2008

strongbow dark fruits

Typical LAD loves FIFA And the sesh. Wears Silk silk and 11 degrees. Is buzzing for Ibiza with the boiis. Always asking girls for their snapchats. Cut them and they will bleed Strongbow Dark Fruits. Male equivalent of fiat 500

Wow that Luke guy at uni is so strongbow dark fruits, he’s just put “someone talk” on his Snapchat story

strongbow dark fruits by jesssmithxo98 June 3, 2018

Strongbow 

Dry, watery cider that tastes faintly of those chemicals you used in secondary school chemistry class. Always seems like the best thing to buy when having an "event" due to it's cheapness and universal appeal- it's sweet enough for girls to like, but "beery" enough for guys to like.

Almost always induces vomiting after 5 or 6 cans. It is physically impossible to sip or savour Strongbow in any way due to both it's taste and reputation as a "party drink".

*when drunk* god, why did we buy STRONGBOW?! *pukes in front of friends* I'll never drink this godawful shite again...

Strongbow by CharlieGiggles September 2, 2009

Strongbow dark fruits

Males that drink this in the pub are certainly having gay sex with one another

Oh they’re so strongbow dark fruits

Strongbow dark fruits by Lsundborg May 16, 2018

strongbow 

An alcoholic drink that underage teens drink round the back of newsagents.
Cheap, nasty.

Whos gettin' the strongbow lads?

strongbow by TheOne February 20, 2004

Strongbow 

Chief Jay Strongbow, professional wrestler in the '70s and '80s, tag team partner of Billy White Wolf

I wish Ken Patera had wrestled Strongbow after humiliating his partner Billy White Wolf

Strongbow by Strongboy July 29, 2019

strongbowned 

when someone becomes rediculously drunk from strongbow and gets owned :)

Helen: lets get some strongbow.
*drinks*
Lewis: Woah im wrecked.
*throws up*
Helen: STRONGBOWNED!

strongbowned by Helen Hedley February 10, 2008