The absolute best fucking flavor of the food so good it came from Mars that humans called ice cream. This flavor of the Mind bending epic food that freezes and warms you will make all the other flavors kill themselves in jealousy.

Person 1: did you try some of that vanilla ice cream?

Person 2: you motherfucking shitbag dickhead how dare you fucking eat that damn vanilla when there is the best fucking flavor on the fucking planet called strawberry ice cream

strawberry ice cream by Strawberry ice cream man October 10, 2020

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Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles

Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.

You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.

When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.

Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles by Jackson Taylor March 31, 2005

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strawberry ice cream sandwich

The vaginal area of a woman of African descent or heritage. (brown on the outside, pink on the inside)

I totally ate her strawberry ice cream sandwich.

strawberry ice cream sandwich by killingzoey October 16, 2009

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Strawberrys and Cream

This being the resulting mixture of semen and menstrual fluid, so called due to the red and white colour.

I fucked Sandra during her period, shot my load and she fanny farted the strawberrys and cream on to the bed sheets.

Strawberrys and Cream by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

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