Stoveock

Ock behind stove

"Yo Stoveock let me get a bacon egg and cheese, salt pepper hot sauce"

Stoveock by JqSwish11 January 11, 2021

Stoecocked 

When you get stoecocked

You just done been stoecocked

Stoecocked by Chris January 30, 2005

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs 

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs 

When you're texting a perfect babe and then the iPhone's auto-correct kills the mood.

Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.

Babe: ...?

Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013