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Fudge Tunnel Steamboat Captain 

One of the male homosexual persuasion, who is also a "top."
Hey Corey, check out that group of fudge tunnel steamboat captains going into Claire's.

kentucky steamboat 

When a person is taking a shower. Another person will sneak in and start taking a shit without the other person knowing. When your done shut the door and the person will have a nice surprise waiting 4 them after a couple minutes in the shower with steam. LOL
Hey we just kentucky steamboat mike and he had to run out of the bathroom.

stanley steamboat 

When you take a dump while floating on water, (river, lake, pond, pool) and you throw the turd to the person across from you in another raft and it sticks
Jeff- "John wtf are your doing"
John- "Taking a shit"
Jeff-"ha ha, better not stanley steamboat me"
John- John shits, picks it up throws it at Jeff's raft and it sticks, "You just got stanley steamboated"

Jeff-"i hate when i get stanley steamboated"

Tennessee Steamboat

(ten-uh-see steem-boht)....(noun)......The act of placing an empty paper towel roll (or any cylindrical tubing) into ones rectum wile he is laying on his stomach and the second party hovers above in a squatting position releasing fecal matter (Poop) into the other end of the paper towel role. Then the second party then blows smoke into the end of the cylindrical tube giving it the imagery of a steamboat smoke stack. The perfcet Tennessee Steamboat occurs on a water bed.
You done with that paper towel role? TENNESSEE STEAMBOAT TIME!!!!!!

Why is that paper towel tube lodged in your anus?.... Dude, Tennessee Steamboat.

I have completed my final act on my bucket list! I have done the perfect Tennessee Steamboat on my roommates bed when he went home.

rusty steamboat

when a girl farts while a man is giving her a rim job (licking out her anal cavity)
jess gave me a rusty steamboat last night, tasted like onions

Mississippi Steamboat 

The act, while showering with your significant other, of laying an overwhelming fart and quickly exiting the shower; leaving your significant other trapped with the terrifying stink.
My wife wouldn't have sex with me in the shower, so I laid a Mississippi Steamboat on her to teach her a lesson.

She wasn't giving it up, so I dropped the old Mississippi Steamboat.
Mississippi Steamboat by jcss February 5, 2008