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shiitake mushrooms 

1. A type of mushroom, commonly used in Asian cuisine espec.

2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.

(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)
Me: " That's a bunch of shiitake mushrooms!"

9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"
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shitake mushrooms 

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.
1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!

shiitake mushrooms 

Guy #1: She broke up with me!
Guy #2: Shiitake mushrooms man...

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. 

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Gardevoir and Gallade are k__sin_.

shitake mushrooms 

the word you use when your around family and accidentally yell SH*T

shiitake mushrooms 

Just a hidden way of saying shit
*bangs knee* *yells* shiitake mushrooms

Shiitake Mushroom

When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.
I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!
Shiitake Mushroom by *Dirty Dave* September 13, 2009