Shitake Mushroom 

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

Shitake Mushroom by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

holy shitake mushrooms! 

To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut

Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.

holy shitake mushrooms! by holyshi_take April 10, 2009

Shitake Mushrooms 

Instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you're mad. The real meaning, sh*t.

OH, Shitake mushrooms! We did it again!

Shitake Mushrooms by Katherine[: June 6, 2005

Shitake Mushrooms 

is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.

a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".

(In a cooking class)

(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.

(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea

Shitake Mushrooms by $irHC` March 25, 2010

shitake mushrooms 

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.

1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!

shitake mushrooms by The definer known as Mr. jangles August 31, 2005

shitaci mushrooms 

A word used in place of shit or fuck.

Oh shitaci mushrooms I left my phone at her house

shitaci mushrooms by XvaehX October 26, 2017

SHIT-aki Mushrooms 

A word equivalent to Shit but you cover yourself up very slyly because an adult was nearby.

( someone scares you) Ah SHIT-aki Mushrooms!

SHIT-aki Mushrooms by Coverups322 July 21, 2017