poopgazer 

1. One who enjoys the veiwing of human or animal shit.

2. One who has an severe obsession with shit.

Frank- I can't seem to get Henry to break away from bathrooms
George- He must be a radical "poopgazer"

poopgazer by Dude Sparrow April 17, 2017

poopster 

people who shit or "poop" themselves during school, parties or family outings. often large pale teenagers who are sexually insecure and rely on the warm feeling of shit on their bum cheeks to make them sexually arroused

student 1: "curt your such a poopster"
curt: "its not my fault i cant control my bowel movements"

poopster by Steve S.. November 1, 2006

Poobleater

One who speaks fluent ring ie. bullshitter, crap talker, ringo linguist, bullshit fantasist

Poobleater by Dagmar of 'The Real Deal', my band June 6, 2003

Poopetrate 

Poopetrated, Poopetrates, Poopetration, Poopetrating, an act performed by a poopetrator. To commit criminal acts with the use of feces in a manner that is revolting and irresponsible to the rules of social norms, or in a hostile way or in acts of revenge against another or their property.

To poopetrate on another would be to allow one's canine to poop or defecate in another's yard. Acts of poopetration were performed on the neighbors whom the poopetrator did not like. Using his dog's need to defecate as the weapon, my neighbor has poopetrated on my yard. My hidden camera caught his acts of poopetration. Poopetration is not limited to dog feces, but can include any type of feces used to commit a criminal act. This neighbor poopetrates on his neighbor every day by allowing his dog to take a crap on his yard.

Poopetrate by dmar239 March 21, 2013

poopterious

Being mysterious about one's poop.

Daniel got up in the middle of the night and walked like a damn leprechaun towards the guest bathroom. He is so poopterious.

poopterious by Lesmarie March 17, 2013

Poopy poopster 

someone who cant help but be very poopy and stinky. probably best to stay away from them.

"omg you're such a poopy poopster"

Poopy poopster by The real poopy August 8, 2019

poopsterbate 

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

poopsterbate by ShawnB April 30, 2005