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Poof of shit 

1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.

2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.

3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.
Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"

Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.

Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"
Poof of shit by Beeboobop October 22, 2012

Bitch Poof 

An addition to a hairstyle that has become popular with many bitches. Generally, the bangs or front of the hair are brushed back over the top of the bitches head and clipped into place, made neat in appearance with copious amounts of hair spray and brushing. This makes the shape of a poof. A large bitch poof denotes an exceedingly bitchy girl.
The bigger the bitch poof, the bigger the bitch.
Bitch Poof by Kr1574 December 16, 2008

crack!damn!poof! 

what you say when you see a fine chick. It comes from the words that would define you having sex with her: Crack! (Crack a nut!) Damn! (Damn, that was good!) Poof! (get the hell outta there!)
See's fine lady: "Crack!Damn!Poof!"
crack!damn!poof! by tonkchump September 22, 2005

Goat Mouthed Poof

A borderline gay metro sexual who should just come out of the closet and stop draining resources of the male population.
"Is that dude gay?!?"

"Nah, he is just a goat mouthed poof!"
A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.
You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"
Poof by Jess October 20, 2003

cheesy poof 

a ball of puffed cheese, like a cheeto.
Cartman loves his cheesy poofs and would do anything for them!
cheesy poof by suckafish March 14, 2004