When a girl is hungry and on her period. Give her food, stay back at least 6 feet and if you need to console her, get a large wooden stick and poke her until she says she is no longer in that state of anger.

Girl: I’m hungry, and on my period let’s get food.
Boy: no I already ate sorry

Girl: are you fucking kidding me I am “periohangry”

Periohangry by Figgy.Newton July 9, 2019

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periodontist

A foreign trained dentist who goes to extra schooling to learn how to be a better hygienist. Usually so worried about the tissue around the teeth, it takes them 3 hours to non-lethally subluxate a tooth, 1 hour to actually remove the tooth, and 1 hour to suture.

I should have gone to the oral surgeon because that ass tard periodontist took 5 hours to remove the tooth. What is interesting is that he gowned up, put on booties, a surgical cap, and when he came into the room I thought I was going to have neurosurgery.

periodontist by drtank April 10, 2011

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periodozilla

When that special time of the month turns your girlfriend, wife, female relation/friend/roommate into a gigantic raging mass of hormones powerful enough to level cities and generally make your life hell.

"Why is my roommate such a complete and utter bitch one day and a sweetheart the next?"

"Is it because she's French?"

"Maybe. But it's also possible that's she's a periodozilla."

periodozilla by Leftcoaster September 16, 2011

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