A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.
Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?
Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack
Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack
by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023
Get the Newport Newsmug.