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Pocket Jewelry

Ornamental jewelry either worn inside a pocket or clipped to. Mostly used to describe Mont Blanc pens, but may include anything else that has no other purpose or function than to be expensive and maybe look cool.
"On a trip to Germany, GO DJ HaKa gave the president of AMG-Mercedes, Dietmar Exler, a Montblanc Boehme Royal Pen that costs $1.5 Million. What an expensive piece of pocket jewelry."

"When I go to important business meetings, I always wear cuff links, metal collar stays, my 24k gold polo mallet tie clip, and most importantly bring my Pocket Jewelry. I always also bring a back-up BIC pen just in case my Mont Blanc fails to write which it is known to do, no matter the cost of the pen."
Pocket Jewelry by GO DJ HaKa June 2, 2018
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Big Jewelz 

Hardcore Hip hop Artist representing Hartford Connecticut. Made a powerful impact on the mixtape scene. P.A.I.D. INT’L LLC
“That boy Big Jewelz went kinda hard “
Big Jewelz by J5 da Villan January 4, 2018

jewelry box 

A woman's vagina that is adorned with several pieces of jewelry. Rings, studs, etc.
"How did you date with that Suicide Girl go?"

"Really well. Turns out she has quite the jewelry box down there!"
jewelry box by adamythos May 29, 2007

pussy jewelry 

pussy jewelry by majr September 17, 2013

Jewelry Bag 

Scrotum, Nutsack, Ball Bag, Sack, Ball Sack, Bean Bag, etc.
That bitch scraight up kicked me in the jewelry bag.

Stacey was sucking my jewelry bag last night.
Jewelry Bag by Whisker Biscuit December 31, 2007

Butt Jewelry 

A homosexual human accessory.

A homosexual boyfriend when used as an accessory, involving no emotional feeling.
"Do you think Matt loves his boyfriend or is he just butt jewelry?"

"Hey, did you meet Chaz's new boyfriend yet?" "No, are they serious?" "Nah, just butt jewelry I think." "Oh."
Butt Jewelry by assmasterzero November 2, 2009
A wide ranging currency that men use to reimburse women for sexual favors. The highest denomination in the jewelry economic scale is diamonds, with gold being the most common unit.
I wanted to make sure that I could fuck the shit out of that skunt for the rest of the month, so I gave her a bunch of jewelry. Greedy bitch...
Jewelry by billberto May 6, 2005