Hairology 

Per "Glee" it is a way to intimidate competition with wild hair and wild dance with no regard to talent.

"Southwest High School just creamed us in the glee club nationals...but it was all due to their hairology. They can't even sing!"

Hairology by DeviantNic November 26, 2009

hairlobe 

Typically a specimen with a shaved head and a gamer dent in the frontal lobe. Screeches in excitement.

The hairlobe let our a screech.

hairlobe by Nonips March 4, 2019

haiblogku 

an online journal comprised of haiku.

"wow, i read your haiblogku; i liked the second, seven-syllable verse the most."

haiblogku by coppercat. October 1, 2007

hairoglifics 

The "artwork" your teenage daughters make on the shower walls with their hair while shampooing

My daughter made some really worrisome hairoglifics on the shower wall this morning

or

My daughter took a cell phone pic of her hairoglifics and posted them on her facebook page

hairoglifics by bob not my real name January 13, 2011

Hairnography 

The viewing of excessive amounts of hair dyes and/or styles

You may be judged negatively for viewing hairnography

Hairnography by the burkinator November 18, 2017

hairloss 

A normal phenomenon that accurs mostly to men by a process called "male pattern baldness"

Boy: hey old man you got some hairloss right there

Man: no i have alopecia

hairloss by Pennywise's hairline June 23, 2018

Hairoglyphx Bar/berShop 

The name is a portmanteau of bar and Barbershop, an American traditional barbershop with a bar.

Wow Hairoglyphx Bar/BerShop really puts the "Bar" into Barbershop.

Hairoglyphx Bar/berShop by Reneofny1 December 13, 2019