gentleman's relish 

"Gentleman's Relish" (n), syn "duck butter". A smelly, warm, wet film comprised of sweat deposits, dead skin, water, pubic hairs and similar miscellaneous detritus that collects between the male scrotum and thigh.

Jane could smell Dick's gentleman's relish a mile away.

gentleman's relish by Chet von Wilkinson November 30, 2006

gentleman's relish 

The soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the penis; smegma

"Pass me a Q-tip so I can clean out the gentleman's relish from beneath my foreskin...."

gentleman's relish by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006

Gentleman's relish 

A polite way of saying jizz or cum.

I'd love to serve Yolanda some gentleman's relish.

Gentleman's relish by Waynezuba May 20, 2024

Gentlemen's Relish 

Synonymous with semen, sperm, or ejaculate.

The new Detroit Barbie doll comes complete with a skanky dress, stained with realistic gentlemen's relish.

Gentlemen's Relish by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

gentlemen's relish 

Also known as: male ejaculate, semen, jizz

Excuse me ma'am, I believe you have a small amount of gentlemen's relish on your upper lip.

gentlemen's relish by Langeama April 25, 2011

Gentlemen's relish 

British English. Uncountable compound noun.

Any form of titillating frippery that gets one's "gentleman" in an aroused state.

I hope the wife is up for it tonight... I could do with a helping of gentlemen's relish.

Look at all of that gentlemen's relish on the top shelf.

Gentlemen's relish by That's men's talk October 5, 2011

gentlemen's relish 

Something pleasing your substantial

After Al received oral sex from Xena, he exclaimed, "Isn't that just the gentlemen's relish!"

gentlemen's relish by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 30, 2007