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Massive Gaylord 

A term used on social networking sites to describe acts of outstanding gayness. It's used rarely but some status updates are so outstandingly gay nothing else will suffice.

Note: drunkeness is not an excuse
Lee: Oh my God, the stars, the stars tonight are amazing. Thank goodness for no street lights in the countryside

Dubs: You massive gaylord
Massive Gaylord by Disprin September 29, 2011

chris gaylor 

Drummer of the All-American Rejects.
Has 1-inch plugs.
Makes the cutest face in AAR's Feed the Children video.
Apparently loves cereal.
Has dated his current girlfriend for, now, nine years.

Chris Gaylor is one gnarly drummer and needs more than two entries on urbandictionary.com.
chris gaylor by Ritter's Tina February 2, 2007

gaylording 

someone flaunting their homosexuality in an aloof manner
That goon is gaylording it about like hes not gunna get queerbashed
gaylording by Evil Nobby January 17, 2008

Gaylord Smorgasbord 

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
Gaylord Smorgasbord by FarqMuff October 19, 2018

Gaylords Say No 

A time tested technique used to trick people into revealing that they are gay. It was famously used on Oscar Wilde into revealing that he was in fact a homosexual.
Rob: Hey did you see that tv show "Gaylords Say No"?

Scott: No.

Rob: Ah ha!!!

Judge: Mr Wilde did you read that book "Gaylords Say No"?

Oscar Wilde: No.

Judge: Take him away!!!!
Gaylords Say No by spektralx April 2, 2009

Gaybourhood 

A gay village or area prodominately inhabited by homosexuals.
The West End is a total gaybourhood.
Gaybourhood by angelvs March 30, 2005