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derailed 

one who gets plowed like a piece of land; one who gets laid the fuck out, one who gets bombed by sharif
Holy shit dunne just got derailed and broke his wrist.

WOW, Pauly Tess just got derailed.

HOTDIGGITYDOG, Stup just got lined up and defuckinrailed.

Wilferd Brimley here, If you or someone you know has dyabeetus and got derailed call Liberty Medical now.

Maxx=derailed.
derailed by Wilferd April 22, 2010
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Derailed 

When one person has strong feelings for another but breaks it off( through the phone) 😤
“Ya I’ve been DERAILED” said young Phillip
Derailed by Uncle Pen June 10, 2018

detailer 

person that spends way too much time cleaning and polishing (detailing) an automobile to such a high standard that merely looking at it too hard will cause "swirls"
yo fam be careful with the wip, i just got it back from the detailer. Now look at these sick vape clouds
detailer by rich1351 March 20, 2019

Derailed 

1. During the act of doggy-style vaginal intercourse, the male, while recovering from a thrust, pulls out too far and his penis "accidentally" inserts itself into the girls anus.

2. An arctic map in the video game "Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
1.

"The other night my girl moaned some other guys name, so I derailed her. See if she does that again..."

2.

"Last night I was having some fun, then got derailed"
"You pulled out too far and got mud on your junk?"
"Worse. I got that shitty snow map."
Derailed by FunkyPunkyJunky March 20, 2010

am i being detained 

"Am I being detained" is a phrase most commonly used by stupid liberals who think they're above authority and the law and would rather use corrupt logic instead of common sense.
Officer: Please don't do that or I will have to arrest you.
Subject: AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? WHATS YOUR NAME AND BUDGE NUMBER???
am i being detained by chogiboi September 10, 2019

Derailed 

A women losing her virginity in a very rough, hard manor.
Guy 1:Dude, I totally just derailed this one chick!
Guy 2: Me too!

derailed 

to fuck the shit out of somebody, then never talk to them again despite seeing them around a lot. Usualy occurs between upper and lower classmen in high school and college.
bro 1: jon derailed that chick at that party
bro 2: I know, shed in two of his classes to
Bro 1: awesome
derailed by jon Appleseed August 25, 2008