cumgurgler 

A really idiotic person who has nothing better to do then wank himself. However, the person who calls another a cumgurgler is a plain nerdy bitch.

Idiot: Hey, u r teh altamot cumgurgler, bitch..

cumgurgler by Jakey Boy January 29, 2006

cumgarggler 

Usually referred to as a women. It's usually a female who sleeps around often and is considered a major whore or extreme white trash.

That stupid cumgarggler slept with my uncle and than gave my daddy blue balls!

cumgarggler by Sarah January 3, 2004