cockopotamus 

A cockopotamus was the result of a science experiment gone wrong in 1776. The experiment created a new species called the "cockopotamus" which is a mix breed between a penis and a hippopotamus resulting in the shape, size, and color of a human penis, with the size of an entire hippopotamus.

That slut, Jake L*bella just got fucked by a cockopotamus!

cockopotamus by BigBlackPenisGuy October 5, 2011

Cuckapotamus 

A prize winning cuck who makes plans then gets to faded and sleeps all day

Frank was supposed to go hunting but passed out all day instead. Hes such a fucking Cuckapotamus

Cuckapotamus by The knight rider December 1, 2018

Cookapotamuss 

A Hippopotamuss that gets cooked

Oi bro your cookapotamuss aye

Cookapotamuss by Dann Mann February 15, 2024