bonerodeo 

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you

did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man

bonerodeo by scott gelato October 10, 2010

bonerfold 

When there is a fold around the crotch area of your pants giving the illusion that you have a boner.

Caused by inadequate or improper ironing. Often happens when sitting down.

John: Hey, I didn't know this train ride turned you on.

Bob: Sorry man, just got a bonerfold.

bonerfold by Scarface89 August 31, 2012

bonefoot 

A skinny, petite yet unattractive female, usually blond, that thinks she's a bad ass that can take down any man. Listens to hip-hop and rap, but is oblivious that she is a mere toothpick.

Professor: James, why aren't you speaking to your lab partner?
James: She is a total bonefoot, your honor.

bonefoot by BonerBill March 1, 2019

Bonerfied 

Bonerfied means whether or not a guy has a hard-on.

I wake up in the morning and I'm Bonerfied!

Bonerfied by eda-skip November 4, 2021

bonerfied 

To be bonerfied means to be certified to have a hard-on at least 8" long.

Matt and I are both bonerfied!

bonerfied by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020

Bonerfied 

1:Word that is used when a male achieve giving a female an orgasm

2: Male with a enormous erection

Female"Yes! Yes! Yes!... ohhh!"

Male"Bonerfied..."

Bonerfied by UniversalAnswer May 12, 2009

bonerfied 

the process of getting an instant erection

The secound I saw that chick I was bonerfied

bonerfied by Ringo Mcartney April 24, 2006