Bidening 

Getting on a bike when you're a hundred fucking years old with dementia, putting BOTH feet inside the bike's toe clips, stopping the bike with both feet still inside the toe clips, and falling on your old ass right in front of all the media your handlers paid off to make you look young.

All the kids are Bidening nowadays...

Bidening by @ilDonaldoTrumpo July 15, 2022

Bidening 

Bidening is the act of posing like Biden in those special moments, whether they be falling off a bike or tripping up stairs just like "The Big Guy".

Love your Bidening pix! Hope you get a million likes!

Bidening by cokathleen July 20, 2022

bidening 

Being completely incompetent whilst holding a public office.

- Bernd: Have you heard about Nancy Faeser?
- Rudolf: Yeah, she posted a pic on Twitter with herself and four students flashing islamist hand signs without her knowing. She's totally my favorite to win this year's national bidening championships.

bidening by dwight_eisenhower July 19, 2022

Joe Bidening

is when a father kindly walks up to one of his children and smells their hair after that he makes them get into the shower with him. After this, the father tells the children to pay attention to his campaign speech which consists of him rocking back and forth doing the helicopter meat spin while doing the Biden smile as widely as his face will allow. Afterward, he bends over and farts loudly while acting like he forgot how to get out of the shower and falling out of the shower while holding his hands up like he is riding a bicycle while screaming at the top of his lungs poor kids are just as smart as white kids.

Jeff: Hey Sarah did you hear what happened to Billy last night?
Sarah: No Jeff what happened to Billy?
Jeff: His dad let Billy have a Joe Bidening!
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jeff: I know Billy said it looked like he was swinging it around in the rain like a boat motor in water.

Joe Bidening by The masked scrotum November 18, 2022

Bidening 

November 17th, 2020. All outside thoughts are suppressed. There is no opposition. It has been 13 days since Joe Biden has been elected president, and all white males not supportive of his regime have been put into work camps.

This country is about to experience the next Bidening.

Bidening by bf1_medic October 31, 2020

Bidening 

To express affection towards someone else by aggressively kissing and sniffing them behind the neck.

I love my dog so much that I'm bidening her everyday.

Bidening by Sir_Locke October 17, 2021

Bidening 

the act of falsely overexaggerating or outright lying about a personal loss or tragedy to solicit sympathy or power from a person or group.

Stop bidening us about losing your son, when he died of cancer and we are here to honor those lost in the service of our country."

Bidening by the goodwitch June 7, 2022