ThirstMonkey 

Being abnormally thirsty or desperate in a particular situation. Frequently seen in the bar, club or singles scene.

Man, did you see the girl he tried to hook up with? The ThirstMonkey must have been biting his azz!

ThirstMonkey by Twoin March 1, 2009

thirstday

noun: A day of the week that a thirsty a**hole wants someone so bad obviously, to the point it supersedes all other days in the week which the desire for intercourse is request and/or demanded.

This guy at the gym asked for my phone number, but when I responded, "sorry, I'm married." He came back with, "Oh that's cool, maybe I can follow you in insta, twitter, FB, and snapchat; anything where I can show you my d**ck "...it must be Thirstday.

thirstday by nathanplacroix December 3, 2019

thirstday

the day of the week that was formerly known as Thursday or even "thirsty Thursday". A combination of the two to form a much easier word. Orgin- THE Michigan State University

"you better be going out tonight, its Thirstday"

thirstday by A. DUKE September 7, 2007

tristian 

Extremely good looking guy that makes a perfect friend. An emotional guy that can get any lady. When ladies think of him they say he has the meat. Optimistic person. A tristian is shy in person but a monster in bed.

Pulling a tristian is sending a random i love you message and the next day never answer a text.

tristian by cashmoney26 January 27, 2013

thirstasigh 

a big sigh u give after a large and quienchfull drink

Joebob walk through the desert for miles and miles, then out of no where he found a free lemonade stand and took the juge and DRANK THAT SUCKER DOWN!! Then he gave the biggest thirstasigh in his life

thirstasigh by Jessica + Russell <3 March 3, 2009

Pizza Thirsties

The condition of eating much pizza thus causing dehydration and thirst. Often results in hallucinations and thoughts of oases.

"Looks like that dude had one slice too many, got himself some pizza thirsties."

Pizza Thirsties by Kraddel March 16, 2009

Tristian 

Tristian is the most caring, most protective person you'll ever meet. Any one who is close or related to Tristian is EXTREMELY lucky. They will never have to worry about someone not having their back. He does everything he can to protect his family. His girlfriend is especially lucky, anytime he loves someone he loves them full-heartedly. He adores her. Tristian loves going to the beach but hates getting in the water. He's a bad boy with a big caring heart, which sometimes ends up getting him hurt. However, no matter what bad things he does or what bad things happen to him his heart never changes. He's still unbelievably caring and loving. His younger siblings mean the world to him. His cousins are right next to them. If anyone ever hurt them Tristian and "his boys" would be on them real quick. Tristian is very funny. He can dance and even sing occasionally. Anyone would be lucky to know a Tristian!!

Have you seen Tristians crew?? There so loyal to eachother

Tristian by ashtonmadi October 25, 2018