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virtual penis size

The size of your e-penis.
Your virtual penis size is this:

NOTE: ACTUAL SIZE
by StigmataFox May 31, 2006
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Average penis size

Person 1: My penis is about 4 inches long.
Person 2: Wow, thats the average penis size!
by suckadickforadollar November 2, 2022
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Micah's Penis Size

The size equivalent to the length of 37 football fields end-to-end
Look, our plane will fly 3 Micah's Penis Size over to New York.
by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019
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Penis Size Calculator

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.
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Penis size

The size of a male genital (and Transwomen if we use the cultural term gender), mainly in tetrapods. Dicks are great just like asshole, one for the gay gang.
Person one: Whats the Penis size?
Person two: You are a women, I dont want to let you know. I want to fuck a man
by greyideas get edgy December 27, 2020
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Internet Penis Size Contest

Comparing computer porn collections.
Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.
by DarkAsTheNight July 30, 2006
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Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
by osamabinvender March 18, 2004
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