Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person) 

A Permanent Holiday Swede (PHS) is a Swedish person that has lived abroad and has moved back to Sweden. Swedish people are very introverted but when on holiday they tend to posses a much more outward-going personality. A PHS will be a very social person when it comes to meeting new people.

“Wow that guy is so cool, I bet he’s a Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person).

Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person) by Pmoney7 March 25, 2024

Sweded 

The summarized recreation of popular pop-culture films using limited budgets and a camcorder. The process is called sweding. Upon completion the film has been Sweded.

Origins: In the Michel Gondry film BE KIND REWIND, the character Jerry accidentally erases the videotapes at Mos Def's rental store, and the pair remake all the movies themselves. These versions become popular with customers, who are told they take longer to arrive and cost more because they come from Sweden. Hence, the films are referred to as 'Sweded'.

Many versions of Star Wars Sweded can be found on the internet.

Sweded by Annastacia March 16, 2008

Swindling Swede 

A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.

Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.

Swindling Swede by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016

Swede 

1. A person that is a citizen of Sweden, or is from there. (by bloodline at least.)

Swedish people are extremely tolerant, they are great drinking buddies and love to swim in the summer.

one of the best Aircraft are from Sweden, and we have great car companys such as Volvo and SAAB. (Volvo is owned by Ford.)

There are alot of hot women in Sweden, if you find a Blonde woman with blue eyes speaking in a Northern European accent, shes probably a Swede or from Norway.

In Sweden, Education is free aswell. thats why we have so many immigrants moving here. public schooling is free along with university, so if you want to get a university but dont have enough money to do so, just come to Sweden and we'll get you a degree! but you still have to do good in school though.

French tourist: AH merde! you crashed in moi bicyclette!

average Swede: Oh, I am sorry! I did not me to.

French tourist: Merde! I fucked your mother!

Average Swede: Oh, really? why, My mom has not have had much of a sex life lately. First I thought you where mad at me and now you come up with this wonderful message! thank you!

French tourist: ...

Swede by Flådig Man February 22, 2021

Puma Swede 

An adult film star that has a hot body, though it may be surgically enhanced. Her face could use some work though.

Man, I was jerkin it for so long last night, but once I saw that vid with Puma Swede, I blew my load instantly!

Puma Swede by Al Frankenstein October 16, 2008

Sweder

Sweder means when you have no bitches.
A Sweder has many friends with benefits but cannot have a long-lasting relationship.
A Sweder is by definition gay.

Not to be confused with Sweden, a country in Europe.
Most Sweders originate from Sweden.

He is a Sweder, he has no bitches and he is gay.
Oh sorry, I am a Sweder, but I have medication for it!
I have been Diagnosed with Sweder, and I have become Suicidal because of it!
He is friends with a Sweder, they fuck a lot.

Sweder by BroodjeXL May 12, 2022

i went to Sweden 

i just lied

person: "i know the truth about uhm him and his uhm relationship with his uhm girlfriend"

*5 seconds later*

person: "I WENT TO SWEDEN"

i went to Sweden by louistomlinsonismyhusband December 16, 2020