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schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high
Bro you're so schmeeked
schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

Schlecker 

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.
John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.
Schlecker by D U February 3, 2010

cock schlocked 

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina
...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!
cock schlocked by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

schencked 

When you give your two weeks notice and are asked to leave early by the boss.
Can you believe Mitch asked Julia to leave?

No way man. she definately didn't deserve to be schencked!
schencked by kscmegan August 23, 2005

Schnucked 

Getting Schucked is when your credit card number is stolen and the company responsible for it tries to cover it up for way too long. The first time you'll hear about it is when your bank calls to tell you that they're cancelling your card.
Bob: Why are you writing checks for everything today?
Rob: Cause my debit card got compromised in the Schnucks debacle.
Bob: Ooh, you got Schnucked!
Schnucked by Sp1 May 9, 2013

Schweded 

The act of forwarding on an email to a recipient that was definitely not intended to receive said email. Forwarded email generally contains derogatory information or comments about the recipient.
To be truly Schweded or recieving a Schweding the sender has to give zero f's when confronted about the forwarding
I was sick of him emailing me about his issues with Beth so I SCHWEDED him and forwarded her his latest email for comment. or
He has been schweding me for months forwarding all of my emails about Marty straight to him
Schweded by The Schwedes October 8, 2017