pseudolesbian

an insult to describe the regular socially standard stuff that women do, such as kissing their friends to show affection or jokingly fondling each others' breasts because they find it funny

girl 1: *fondles her friend's breasts* omg your tits are so much bigger than mineeeeee
girl 2: omfg stop you pseudolesbian lol

guy 1: yo dude i saw your girlfriend kiss another woman, said she was sayin' bye or whatever
guy 2: oh fuck, i'm dumpin' that pseudolesbian, she on that hoe shit