Nostradamusement 

The feeling of superiority that comes over an intelligent person when they watch their Nostradumbass friends spout on about how Nostradamus predicted events.

As Leonard watched Martin go on about Nostradamus, a feeling of nostradamusement came over him.

Nostradamusement by Flirm Li February 4, 2010

Nostradamus-ing 

Saying something strange and usually choppy or vague in meaning, then using extremely stretched synonyms and possible controlled substances to apply it to a current topic.

Nostradamus:"Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers:
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."

Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"

Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"

Nostradamus-ing by Capn Oakley December 23, 2010

Nostradamus Nipples 

Nipples that are sausage sized or so giant they can see the future

Damn, i fucked this bitch last night her titties were great, but she had those Nostradamus nipples. I swear they were pearing into my soul!

Nostradamus Nipples by HammerTiTsMcNasty August 23, 2015

nostradamus 

Verb: to nostradumus

Make a prediction

Alex: I think (insert generic sports team) will win/lose (insert generic sports event)
Alan: Way to nostradamus

nostradamus by bob359 January 22, 2016

Thank you Nostradamus 

The use of "thank you nostradamus" began in 2014 from within the video game World of Tanks by Whane The Whip. The phrase is sarcastic and used whenever someone make a ridiculous claim of foreknowledge.

Joe: I haven't seen my ex in years.
Fred: You will bump in to her next week, just you wait.
Joe: Thank you Nostradamus.

Thank you Nostradamus by Whane The Whip September 10, 2014

Nostradamus 

A charlitan who possesses no greater "clairvoyance" than Miss Cleo. Employing techniques of vague predictions commonly employed by psychic hotlines today, Nostradamus' 'prophecies' could have been interpreted as anything.

Nostradamus, more like Fakestradamus!

Nostradamus by Chad Vincent July 18, 2003

Nostradamus 

The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11

Doesn't it feel good to acctually learn something useful on Urbandictionary.com?

Here's a sample of a quatrain:

"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30

Nostradamus by Anonymous July 11, 2003