Sophia Di Martino 

The Mother of the Multiverse. Sophia Di Martino stars on "Loki" as Sylvie Laufeydottir, the person who killed He Who Remains and freed the timelines. Sophia is an English-Italian actress from Nottingham who has starred in films ("Yesterday"), stage, and screen ("Loki", "Flowers").

She's also utterly gorgeous, beyond talented, and an expert at social media.

Person #1: Do you know Sophia Di Martino?
Person #2: MTV Movie & TV Award winner Sophia Di Martino, star of "Loki" and emancipator of the Multiverse? Of course I know her!

Sophia Di Martino by CallieCadence September 4, 2022

Martini de la Mort 

Where a sexual partner pushes a toothpick down their partners urethra and attempts to use oral sex to suck it out.

I would never do a Martini de la Mort.

Martini de la Mort by PingaPal June 16, 2017

francisco martin duran 

crazy latino man who shot up the white house with an sks

did you see that crazy francisco martin duran guy who shot up the white house?

francisco martin duran by alexde May 8, 2007

National Martin Day 

- February 18th
- The day to celebrate all the Martins in your life
- Treat them extra special on this day!

e.g. Sally: “Martin is acting especially weird today, what’s his problem?

John: “Oh, you forgot that it was National Martin Day and now he’s sad!”

Sally: “That’s such an important holiday, how could i forget?

National Martin Day by martinsgirl4 February 18, 2021

Martini Dick

Rich people don't want that poor people dick, they want that martini dick. Martini sugar is placed around the penis then an umbrella is stuck in the urethra.

Mr. Gates wanted that martini dick so bad he made a watch worth $10,000.

Martini Dick by GoosyGooseMcGoossinberg March 30, 2015

martin dew 

A mixture of Vodka and Mountian dew. It only becomes "martin dew" when you are too drunk to pronounce "mountain"

"thsi marsrtin dewewee tastsdees aweseeomme"

martin dew by bob the gob August 18, 2005

aston martin dbr9 

the aston martin dbr9 is THE fastest car to ever go round the top gear test track with an astounding time of 1 minute and 8 seconds...that is fucking bloody mind blowing innit

the aston martin dbr9 goes ,bout 299 miles an hour

aston martin dbr9 by cazza710 March 4, 2009