i will delete your kneecaps 

if somebody says this to you run

if you like trump i will delete your kneecaps

i will delete your kneecaps by non binary frog November 1, 2020

I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps 

What a weeb or otaku says when he's going to lay you out on the floor and he means it.

If I catch you trying to steal one of my anime figurines again, I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps.

I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps by sebacostamr January 6, 2019

But then I took an arrow to the knee 

the universal excuse for why you didn't do something. A.K.A the most common youtube comment.

Girl: Did you go to the store today.
Guy: I was going to, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

But then I took an arrow to the knee by Spongebob1 June 18, 2012

then I took an arrow to the knee 

to plan on doing something, having done something, or did something, only to get shot in the knee by an arrow.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim's version of Stop right there criminal scum!

1. I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

2. I used to have severe acne. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

then I took an arrow to the knee by HighKingTorygg December 4, 2011

I took an arrow to the knee 

Catch phrase from the game 'The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim' in which the guards have a repeating phrase throughout the game. Sparked an internet meme, including much fan art and responses from other existing memes.

'I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.

I took an arrow to the knee by Arswaw December 15, 2011

Then I took an arrow to the knee 

A popular internet meme which has derived from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in which town guardsmen will often say to the player "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee".

The meme is often used as a response in forum posts or YouTube comments, particularly to people thinking of past events in their life.

Guy 1: "Look at my new Gamecube!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I used to have one of those"
Guy 1: "...Then I took an arrow to the knee"

Or as a way of expressing the fact that Skyrim is the game to be playing right now. For example:

YouTube comment from 2008 - "GTA IV is the best game ever! I'm gonna play it forever!"
Reply to the comment from 2011 - "Then I took an arrow to the knee."

Then I took an arrow to the knee by Someone you don't need to know January 11, 2012

i got a arrow to the knee

how to say I got married in the old times

I was an adventure like you until I got a arrow to the knee

i got a arrow to the knee by skyrim March 17, 2015