Hautian Hoochie 

ho-SHIN HOOCH-ee –noun

A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.

(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)

Mark: "Dude! check out the basket of buns at 2 o'clock"

Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."

Hautian Hoochie by Hero523 August 4, 2007

Hoachin' Bitches

A collection of vile disgraceful young ladies who desire a good filling from hot young spunky men.

"Right lads, lets go out on the town to find some hoachin' bitches"

"It's hoachers night tonight lads!"

Hoachin' Bitches by The Hoachers January 2, 2010

hoochie mama 

a word conservative moms use for “hoe”

“Honey don’t wear that! You look like a hoochie mama!”

“Sweetie, promise me you’ll never be a hoochie mama?!”

hoochie mama by emilym41 March 13, 2018

hoochie munchkin 

A hoochie munchkin is a beer store employee who wears big hoop earings and wears very short skirts. She tends to have a very high pitched voice (like a munchkin), and hooches herself out to random customers!

Hey, hoochie munchkin, I'd like to order one Max Ice, please!!

hoochie munchkin by hooch monster February 25, 2010

Hoochie Coochie Dancer 

The Hoochie Coochie was a sexually provocative dance that originated at the Philadelphia Centennial Exhibition in 1876. It became more widely popular in 1893 during the Chicago World's Fair.

The term "Hoochie-Coochie Girls" was utilized by Carnival Barkers to describe scantily clad female dancers performing in side shows. The term was used up to the early 60's. Many older people still use the term to describe modern day strippers.

Hoochie Coochie Dancer

Hoochie Coochie Dancer by Rich-D December 7, 2012

Hoochie Magic

A woman’s magic pertaining to her sacred and sensual mysteries.

The way knowing a good woman can make the world sparkle and feel calm and serene is a type of Hoochie Magic.

Hoochie Magic by IronMikey March 8, 2023