little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland; woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces could, therefore, be considered the equivalent of sex.

Malcolm is such a wanker he thought nemophilia was having sex with a cartoon fish.

Nemophilia by Croatalin December 31, 2013

heliophilia 

(N.) An addiction to the sun. Always needing it's rays to survive life. Needing summer all year round.

"Sammi has heliophilia;therefore, she lives at the beach,and is outside everyday"

"The sunflower needs the sun to survive as so does a person with heliophilia"

heliophilia by smdsweetheart January 4, 2014

Hemophobia 

The phobia of blood.

I fainted at the sight of the blood pouring out of my arm, I must have hemophobia.

Hemophobia by Mar August 28, 2004

Emophilia 

Emophilia is the term used to describe someone whom has a tendency to fall in love easily, fast and/often; formerly known as ‘emotional promiscuity’.

Having Emophilia could potentially be a sign of Anxious Attachment Style.

This tendency can lead people to miss critical red flags, so they may be prone to entering unhealthy relationships.

Emophilia may make people's self-concepts vulnerable to rapid change.

my friend told me they fell in love with their partner 2 days after meeting them.

I told my friend that they have Emophilia because meeting someone after 2 days and falling in love is bizarre.

Emophilia by StudentAndTeacher September 17, 2022

Heliophilia 

A fanfiction that will fuck you up in so many ways. It will take you on an emotional roller coaster and in the end, you will never be the same again. One will often say they 'hate' Heliophilia but in reality they have suffered deep emotional trauma from this fic that they are not ready to talk about but do in fact love the story. One does not merely 'read' this fic without crying for days. A caution is placed to all those who are considering reading it. You might never read again.

"Why are you crying?"

"Heliophilia."
"Oh. I feel you man. We'll get through this together."

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"HELIOPHILIA FUCKED ME UP"

"It's okay babe there's an alternate ending."

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"Have you read Heliophilia?"

"....get the fuck out."

Heliophilia by sapphicgoddess August 28, 2014

Hebephilia 

Hebephilia refers to an adult's sexual preference for pubescent youths; the term was introduced by Glueck (1955).1 It differs from ephebophilia, which refers to the erotic interest in individuals in mid- to late adolescence,2 and from pedophilia, which refers to the erotic interest in prepubescent children.3 While individuals with a sexual preference for adults (i.e., teleiophiles) may have some sexual interest in pubescent-aged individuals,4 the term hebephilia is reserved for those who prefer pubescent-aged individuals over adults.

Sally is a pubescent child.
Tom likes Sally because she is a pubescent 10 year old girl.
He likes Pubscent girls.
That makes him a Hebephile.
Hebephilia

Hebephilia by MsVenus September 27, 2009