Gurglefurtz Share definition Flag When a cop that probably didn't really deserve it gets knife to the neck till he shits his pants That tweaker Mexican just gurglefurtzed that silly cop! can't wait to tell his family and drink their tears. Yahtzee!!! Gurglefurtz by HeyuSpark December 12, 2025 0 0 Get merch Get the Gurglefurtz mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch