the gordon ramsey

You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.

Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."

Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "

the gordon ramsey by Baddies007 February 22, 2018

Gordon Ramses 

Gordon Ramsey but Egyptian.

Alpha: Do you know that Gordon Ramsey went to search the lamb sauce in the pyramids of Egypt?
Beta: So now he is Gordon Ramses

Gordon Ramses by Incognitux July 14, 2021

Gordon Ramsey

A mean old chef. He curses a lot. His most famous quote is, "WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!"

Gordon Ramsey is hot

Gordon Ramsey by ededdd July 21, 2020

The Gordon Ramsey Effect 

When you think when you did or are doing something you are doing a great job. But in actuality you are terrible at it.

The Gordon Ramsey Effect is when you think your great at something but your bad at it. Here is a a sentence describing it: “I thought when I sang I was great at it. But my instructor said I was trash...”

The Gordon Ramsey Effect by Dr. Abiss February 3, 2019

The Gordon Ramsey

Setting a person on fire for bad cooking

The Taliban pulled The Gordon Ramsey by allegedly setting a woman on fire for "Bad Cooking".

The Gordon Ramsey by celebritychefcrush August 21, 2021

Gordon Ramsey

An English, foul-mouthed cook who can't stand still.

MAN: Hey, are you Gordon Ramsey?
GORDON RAMSEY: Yes.
MAN: Go away!

Gordon Ramsey by Dillypogo April 2, 2009

Gordon Ramsses 

An acient Egyptian ruler with the habit of eating cars, He typically eats around 5 cars a day. He enjoys the company of exotic women such as the asians, the africans and the caucasian. He was said to be around 1235 years old and is said to be alive until this day. He is also affiliated with the neo nazi faction and is prophesied to resurect hitler.

Guy1: Yo aren't you scared of Gordon Ramsses.
Guy2: Yeah that nigga finna do some satanic ritual or somthing.
Guy3: Yeah facts...... Want some weed?

Gordon Ramsses by FatiusKhanilus March 5, 2021