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A career field in the Air Force, the maintainers who inspect, repair, and service the ejection systems on fighters and bombers. They are the elite of the elite, knowing perfection as a way of life, with the understanding that success means life, and that failure entails death. They work harder than all other maintainers, on explosive parts that can kill them in a second, with tolerances in the thousandths of an inch, to make sure that when a pilot pulls that yellow handle, he can be sure that he's going to get out of that aircraft. Because when all else fails, Egress prevails.
"That guy is a sexy bitch. And he can out-drink everyone else in the bar. AND he is infinitely smarter than all those crew chiefs. Who is he?"
"Oh, that's SSgt Taronji. He's an Egress troop."
"Egress, eh? That explains everything."
Egress by Omnicyde June 30, 2013

eGregarious 

adj.
A typically shy person who has become extraordinarily outgoing while under the influence of a drug called "Ecstasy" (MDMA, "E").
Did you see how egregarious Tom was at the rave on Saturday? He must have been rolling his balls off!
eGregarious by theposp May 13, 2005
A noisy annoying girl who gets in everyone's business
Eresa: What are you talking about
Girl: None of your buisness
eresa by Whatismynmar January 19, 2017

Homeless Person's Manditory Egression

The politically correct way of saying "Bum's Rush."
The Liberal Words for "Bum's Rush."
The forcible ejection from a saloon, performed on an objectionable person by a bouncer. It is done by grabbing the offender by the shirt collar and the belt, and pushing him out the door.
"I got the bum's rush from Finkbein's bar last night."
"Oh, you must never say 'bum's rush!' That will offend white liberals! Instead,you should say 'homeless person's manditory egression.'"

Egreasesive 

Egreasesive is when someone is angry on the internet and haven't showered on a while leading to a greasy feeling.
Their friends told them to stop being so Egreasesive and suggested they take a cold shower to cool off.
Egreasesive by Anarchon March 5, 2021

egregarious 

Gross and excessive, but still nice. Pleasantly nasty.
“She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle.”
egregarious by iop90cwl November 30, 2023