Dildo Baggins

A troll who lives in a cold cave surrounded by pussy of all shapes and sizes. He only comes out for sustenance and to empty his refuse bins.

Yo, I never see that kid anymore.

Yeah, he really turned into a Dildo Baggins after he got that VR Headset and all those cats.

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dildo baggins

A blithering idiot

Used when someone says something idiotic or stupid

"You Dildo Baggins"

dildo baggins by jen17 August 23, 2009

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A very fun tool that will please you anytime you are feeling down or hurt by another person. Use this to feel great and relieve your anger.

I love to use my Dildo Baggins when Im hurt because it pleases me at the most...

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Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.

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A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches

She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.

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