cousband

one's husband who is also one's cousin at the same time

My friend is gonna bring her cousband to the commencement ceremony.

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crushendo

Stands for Crying, Shitting and Wanking at the same time

A Crushendo is something best performed at an ex's wedding as a token of the passing of the beacon.

crushendo by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010

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The word used for the man in a marriage between two cousins.

After I married my first cousin the preacher said, "I now pronounce you cousband and wife."

Cousband by Ames_1 April 21, 2009

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When you marry your cousin then he becomes your cousband

Yeah, thats my cousband. Don't ask any questions.

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when a girl marrys her cousin he is refferred to as her cusband. This is popular in the south

Kendro: Isn't that that chicks cousin
she is kissing ?

Kevin: It used to be. Now Its her cusband.

cusband by kendro August 23, 2005

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"It didn't work out with John, so I just married my mom's sister's son. Now he's my cusband."

cusband by Amused414 April 14, 2009

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A flashback of a previous crush, a rekindling with all the heady emotive memory from one's past.

That moment when watching the 1984 Karate Kid and you have a crushback for Elisabeth Shue. +sigh+

crushback by mashdot November 26, 2014

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