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OMG I'M SO IN LOVE WITH HER , SHE'S SO CPP
CPP by ilafnasilemak May 4, 2018
Chicken pot pie
I’m really craving a CPP right now.
CPP by CPP lover November 16, 2023

CPP Award 

CPP is an abbreviation for "Condom on the Prick of Progress",
so a CPP Award is a special honour reserved for bureaucrats and public officials who because of their position retard progressive behaviour or outcomes by their stupidity and incompetence. Companion awards include the Darwin awards for those who kill themselves in spectacular fashion, and the Ig Nobel Prize for unusual or trivial "achievements" in scientific research.
CPP Awards should be issued to the US border control authorities taking a flight crew member into custody delaying a flight for three hours for taking an orange on an aeroplane, a local government planning official that manages to string out a 60 day town planning approval application to 2 years by successive iterations of miniscule objections requiring additional information and to a police officer charging a local citizen with theft for removing discarded items from a roadside trash collection point.
CPP Award by Whistleblower2 April 15, 2011

CPP [Chicken Pot Pie] 

chicken POT PIE. A gang of about 30 to 40 people at a high school in SC.
Holly shit a CPP Chicken Pot Piemember.

We should join with CPP Chicken Pot Pie to make our gang better.
CPP [Chicken Pot Pie] by Bansou March 30, 2009