barsexual

The condition in which women intentionally become more open to kissing other women in front of an audience, typically in a bar or club, especially when the audience is comprised of men holding free drinks.

Patricia didn't have any cash so she turned into a total barsexual last night at the club.

barsexual by Jefficus November 2, 2008

Get merch

Get the barsexual mug.

See more merch

beastsexual

Man raping horse

John: hi Ollie what is your sexuality

Ollie: I’m beastsexual

John: what does that mean
Ollie: it means I molest horses
John: oh

beastsexual by Twigtwat December 10, 2020

Get merch

Related Words

Blartsexual • blartosexual • Barsexual • bearsexual • blakesexual • batsexual • Blacksexual • Beardsexual • Barasexual • barbsexual

Barsexual

College girls who make out with each other at a party for any of the following reasons: (1) They are being hit on by sketchy sketchy men (often stoners or past hook-ups) and they need a cute and permanent exit strategy, (2) the party is lame and they feel the need to entertain, (3) they are very very drunk, (4) they are convinced by horny men with cameras.
*If any of the following situations arise during your own barsexual display, you must either stop and leave the party immediately or enter the witness protection system the next day as those pictures will be going up on facebook whether you like it or not. Try to avoid situations where dirty, horny men are either cheering you on, telling you they don't believe you did it and asking to see it again, are counting the number of seconds you can make out for, or have convinced you that making out with her topless is the only way to do it.

"I was a little confused about those couple incidents at the beginning of the semester. I didn't know if that made me bisexual or just an attention whore. Now I know: I'm just a barsexual"

Barsexual by i <3 fsc March 31, 2009