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Ice Planet Barbarians 

Hot blue alien sex where the aliens have really big ribbed dicks, bumpy tongues, and spurs that poke ur clit. Masterful storytelling, compelling plot, intriguing characters.
“Omg I love the Ice Planet Barbarians series!! So hot

Pussy Barbarian 

What your mom has wet dreams about.
Jennifer: What are you doing at my house at 3:00 AM, Spencer?
Reid: Why do you think I’m here?
Jennifer: Oh I know why your hear.
Reid. Do you now?
Jennifer: I need you Spencer!

Reid: Call me Pussy Barbarian, because I’m about to go savage on that kitty.
Pussy Barbarian by Bubba the Gimp January 3, 2021

Barbarian Mud-Chucker 

The act of shitting in a blender then pouring it on an unexpected victim.
Frank:Hey bro watch me give this guy a Barbarian Mud-Chucker
Barbarian Mud-Chucker by asdzxc96 September 5, 2010

Carbetarian 

A vegetarian who doesn't eat fruits, vegetables, or anything remotely healthy. Instead they eat an obnoxious amount of carbohydrates and fats.
Person 1: Monique said she's vegetarian but i haven't seen her eat a single fruit or vegetable all day. Instead she's been eating pizza, lasagna, and cheesecake.
Person 2: Clearly she's a Carbetarian!
Carbetarian by mlb1967id2 November 23, 2010

barbarian wedding 

A sexual act resulting in lamentation; rape.
You hear about the new quarterback, Kirk? He just got arrested for giving some chick a barbarian wedding.
barbarian wedding by CapAp August 9, 2006

Santa Barbarian 

A dyed-in-the-wool resident of the coastal city of Santa Barbara in Southern California.
The Santa Barbarians are a peculiar lot: they like the environment but don't get between them and their SUV's and pick-ups.
Santa Barbarian by M. M. Cooper November 1, 2007