Arnold Palmer

A drink made of half iced tea and half lemonade. Named after a famous golfer.

Dammit, woman, I'm thirsty! Get in the kitchen and fix me an Arnold Palmer!

Arnold Palmer by J3 May 7, 2005

arnold palmer

The sexual act of urinating into your partners rectum. Comes from the popular drink which is a mixture of lemonade and ice tea.

"I was having anal sexual intercourse last night and I couldn't help it. I had to give her the Arnold Palmer. Of course she dug it.

arnold palmer by Ricardo Sanchez Esq. July 22, 2006

arnold palmer

when a homosexual man strikes out on a date and has to tug it himself... he has a date with arnold "palmer"!

paul: hey brad how'd your date go last night?
brad: fuckin terrible. dude smelled like old man balls and talked like nic cage!
paul: so home alone?
brad: yeah played the front 9 with arnold palmer!!

arnold palmer by special_OV July 15, 2013

arnold palmer

a mixture of iced tea and lemonade.

had Jesus walked the earth today, instead of two thousand years ago, his drink of choice would have been Arnold Palmer.

arnold palmer by dat n199a!! June 21, 2009

Arnold Palmer

Fecal matter that is half diarrhea and half solid. Named after the famous Arnold Palmer drink.

Example 1

Steve: "Ah man I just took a huge dump."
Bill: "Yeah? How was it?"
Steve: "It was an Arnold Palmer."
Bill: "Oh, sick."

Example 2

"Just had an Arnold Palmer, it was a pain to wipe."

Arnold Palmer by fartmaster69 October 22, 2011

Arnold Palmer

The sexual act of licking a female's clitoris while simultaneously fingering her vagina.

Bro, I just gave that bitch an Arnold Palmer in the bathroom.

Arnold Palmer by seana renne January 11, 2012

Arnold Palmer Supreme 

When you out of lemonade and tea so you piss and squirt your diarrhea into the pitcher mix it up and add splenda.

Good ol Leonard: Yo, Pete can we have some Arnold Palmer??
Good ol Pete: Im out of lemonade and tea, but I can make some Arnold Palmer Supreme!

Arnold Palmer Supreme by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019