shit swamper

A shit swamped is a woman who likes to swim in the shit swamp, meaning she likes to destroy the peace and generally is a gross unnatractive woman

“She’s such a shit swamper”
“Ya dude I can smell the fish stench from here”

by Tmac6996 January 16, 2018

shit pinner

The byproduct of aggressive wiping of ones anus with low-grade tissue paper wherein the paper tears off, mixes with feces, and drops to floor or ones pants (assuming he/she is a standing wiper). The spindles of toilet paper and fecal matter are known to resemble tightly rolled marijuana cigarettes, or pinners.

When Alice wipes, it sounds like she's refinishing a coffee table with a medium grit paper. The worst part however, is the smattering of shit pinners she leaves in the stall.

by tadger420 September 3, 2016

Dip his knuckles in shit

An expression used by Jim’s, to tell people to get fucked, or in reference to their ideas and how idiotic they sound.

Jim-“you tell that guy to go dip his knuckles in shit!”

by Fuckkkkkkboi August 2, 2022

Shit Chat

Talking via IM or text while taking a shit. A chit chat, while you shit

I dont think she realized I shit chatted with her

by iokua84 March 8, 2017

Shit-bucket

Someone who absolutely cannot do anything right. They're very slow at accumulating things (especially simple things).

''I told you to pour the gallon of water into that tub! Shit-Bucket"

by Freshlikeda March 22, 2021

took a shit

to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.

"bro i just took a shit"

by liquified11 April 15, 2023

don't shit on the help

Had someone say to me when I was changing their music on YouTube, complain that I couldn't get the spelling right on music on YouTube, the whole time using a TV remote yo spell it out.... My reaction was "don't shit on the help"

Someone has a go at you for helping them... and you say " don't shit on the help"

by Shedhappens April 2, 2024