school

its when you wake up early and go somewhere that's complete hell

school was like jail today bro

by li von February 24, 2023

School

School

A concentration camp created to eliminate all joy and creativity in the lives of children. Other purposes: eliminate free time, relaxation, and brains. As a result you become a slave of the work force .

I hate school its the worst place on earth

by life is a joke September 16, 2020

School

the pits of hell and waits half of your life and gives you mental illness and depression

I have to got he school to today but I would rather die

by snowing January 16, 2022

Miss school Monday

Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!

Miss school Monday is we’re you skip school on Monday

by Fuuuuk off November 3, 2019

High school bitch

His name is Xav. Typically someone who engages in “console wars” and then demands their opinion is the only one that matters.

Hey Xav, you’re acting like a high school bitch

by Pierre LaCosta August 9, 2024

School

School is an insane time-waster, the place where mediocrity reigns supreme. If you aren't as smart as the the others, school tells you you're an idiot and forces you to learn the material at their pace - even if you can't keep up. They also lower your grades, which will cause everyone - your own family included - to be ashamed of you. However, if you are smarter and learn faster, school will still force you to learn at their pace, making what seems to be normal to anyone else unbearably slow for you, repeating 1+1=2 for months. Not only that, but the way of education kills creativity, one of the defining traits of the highly-intelligent. If that wasn't enough, for some reason, the average student tends to hate the smart, bully them and laugh at them at any opportunity. Appearently, 6.5 hours a day at school isn't enough, so you also have to do homework, extra work that you must do at home, no matter how many better things to do you have (ie; anything). Fun fact - homework is the only legal form of torture, and it is distributed to children daily.
in conclusion, school is where the slow are shamed and the fast are whipped to mediocrity. If you are an average intellect masochist that doesn't mind not having a life, school's the place for you. In any other case, school is purgatory. The good news is that you have to go to school "only" every day for 12 years, enough to drive anyone insane. Seriously, this is not a definition. This is a cry for help.

Mother: Hello, sweetie, how was your first day of school?
First grader: Fucking kill me.

by Bubblebody November 1, 2020

School of Mutual Admiration

University

A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "

by xJanexxDoexx April 24, 2011