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piss in my ass

When you die in COD or fail an assignment given to ypu whether it'd be IRL or in a video game.

no, its not gay... unless you're talking about the OTHER definition, if you are, you're weird.
Teacher:Thomas, you've scored 58%, you've failed.

Tom:PISS IN MY ASS!

or alternateivly,

*john is about to finally beat the final boss of elden ring*

*john dies*

Game Over

John:PISS IN MY ASS!
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
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Ass

A mighty fine set of cheeks that have things between them that get pounded a lot. Things like ({}). And those things usually get pounded by a 3====D
Boy: Hey that ass of yours looks delicious!
Girl: Wanna try it~
by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023
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Come ass you are

What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P
Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.
by QuacksO December 29, 2022
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Pepper my ass

Boy: I cheated on you

Girl: PEPPER MY ASS. GET OUT.
by _boska_malinowska_ May 25, 2020
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a grown ass man

he got it goin' on
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN
"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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Ass

Butthead; jerk; turd; also see Robbie
Robbie is an ass when he picks on me.
by Natl3 April 10, 2020
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Ass Apron

A term that a baseball umpire uses when a ball player argues the call with them in a very ignorant manner.
Player - "That was a shit call!"
Umpire- "Youre an ass apron!"
by AA-ron Wood April 24, 2013
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