Yea let me tell you!
by Blackboyjb August 27, 2022
by Big_alc April 05, 2020
by I like homestuck 👍 March 07, 2024
This phrase is used in many ways and the meaning depends on the context, it could be approvation(1), decline(2), threat(3), or just having no other words to express yourself(4).
Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes
Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes
(1)
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU
(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh
(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne
(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU
(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh
(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne
(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean
by Corra_bro January 31, 2025
Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"
by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024
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by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025
I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
by a meme definition October 09, 2023