Look at your own life

Yeah, I'm looking at it. I'm still not seeing how any of this makes you any less of a piece of shit?

Hym "Describe my life without ommitting the part about people watching me. How'd you know what or who I was talking about (just there) if you weren't? And stop drawing parallels between me and the retard. Until you SCHEDULE... Several women... To work an 8 hour shift... AT MY HOUSE... Feed me pills... And ride my cock to completion... IT. IS. NOT. THE. SAME.

What do you mean, 'Look at your own life?' And FINGERPRINTS are CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE FUCK-FACE! That's evidence! That's what I base my beliefs on too! We're belief buddies! Go ahead. Describe my life without ommitting anything. How I undermined all of your effort in life by claiming that there is a cooperative element to success and that the REASON that MY LIFE is the way it is directly relates to the fact that NO ONE IS HELPING ME. And now we KNOW (as a matter of absolute certainty) that if Todd fucking Phillips decided to help me... I WOULD HAVE MORE THAN 200 MILLION DOLLARS, I say, to the people who THOUGHT they were better than me. Hey, WHAT CHANGED WITH A.I.? Why is it passing the Turing test now when it WASN'T DOING THAT BEFORE? What's the difference between now and then? Rather, WHO was the guy who came up with the idea that cause it to start doing that? Is it a bad lesson to teach you kids that not only is daddy NOT better than everyone... But there was once a man who was SO MUCH BETTER that he surpassed EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD ON THE PLANET! WITH MINIMAL EFFORT!? Does that bother you? That YOUR EGO is the only thing standing between me and the byproducts of my own mind? All your effort for NOTHING! NOTHING! Not a GODDAMN thing! All your lives... Rendered meaningless... By MY abject, singular, and inherent superiority. BEHOLD! MY LIFE! God's chilling wind sent to shear to their bones all of the liars in Hell."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2023

your mom

the comeback for any question, comment or statement.

Person 1: Hey! Where did you come from?
Person 2: Your mom.

by queen chara February 9, 2022

Lay Your Hands On Me

They say that to be able to free your body
You gotta free your mind
So come on
Check this out
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Come on!
If you're ready, I'm willing and able
Help me lay my cards out on the table
You're mine and I'm yours for the taking
Right now the rules we've made are meant for breaking
What you get ain't always what you see
But satisfaction is guaranteed
They say what you give is always what you need, whoa-whoa
If you want me to lay my hands on you
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
All you got to do is
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Now listen up!
I'm a fighter, I'm a poet, I'm a preacher
I've been to school, oh baby, I've been the teacher
If you show me how to get up off the ground
I can show you how to fly and never ever come back down
Everything you want is what I need
Your satisfaction is, um... guaranteed
But the ride don't never ever come for free, no-oh-oh
If you want me to lay my hands on you
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
All you got to do is
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, yeah
Now, now, now baby
Don't you know I only aim to please?
If you want me to lay my hands on you
What you gotta do is

(Lay your hands on me), lay 'em on me
(Lay your hands on me), come on, come on, come on
(Lay your hands on me), everybody's gonna help me now
, I can feel the people sing
(Lay your hands on me), I can feel my heart sing
(Lay your hands on me), if you wanna lay them on, baby, come on now
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, lay your hands on me (If you want me to)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh (All you got to do), whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, lay your hands on me
And remember (Lay your hands on me)
Well, move it on (Lay your hands on me)
Oh, turn around now (Lay your hands on me)
Lay, lay, lay, yeah (Lay your hands on me)
(Lay your hands on me)
Lay your hands on me

by Death Menace July 30, 2023

your mom

people say this because they think they are swag

your mom is sus

by i hope i am not dead July 6, 2022

Your Mom

A hoe, a stripper, single, me doing her.

Your Mom was getting my 18 inch PIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Generic One May 19, 2022

cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

Your Woman

Just tell me what you've got to say to me
I've been waiting for so long to hear the truth
It comes as no surprise at all you see
So cut the crap and tell me that we're through
Now, I know your heart, I know your mind
You don't even know you're being unkind
So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways
Just use me up and then you walk away
Boy, you can't play me that way
Well, I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman

I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
When I saw my best friend yesterday
She said she never liked you from the start
Well me, I wish that I could claim the same
But you always knew you held my heart
And you're such a charming, handsome man
Now I think I finally understand
Is it in your genes? I don't know
But I'll soon find out, that's for sure
Why did you play me this way?
Well, I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Oh, I could never be your woman
Well, I guess what they say is true
I could never spend my life with a man like you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Oh, I could never be your woman

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023