cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Your Lie in April

How weebs say April Fools' Day

Weeb A: Do you have an idea for April Fools' prank?
Weeb B: Oh, we don't say that here. We call it "Your Lie in April"
Weeb A: *war flashbacks*

by lumpurlapindo March 13, 2025

your mom

hot

person 1: what did you do last night?
person 2: your mom- shes hot
person 1: NOOOO

by shreks big toe September 28, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Sacking Your Lunch

When you whack off into a condom.

My friend stole condoms from the store the other day. But he is so ugly, i dont think he will ever get it in.

Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.

Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.

by jj6jj6jj6 April 25, 2012

Jigging your Jig

To masturbate profusely

Guy 1: Quit "jigging your jig"
Guy 2: "I can't it feels good

by The gg guy September 27, 2025

Got Your Nose

A sex act of eating someone’s arse out. The recipient then tense their arse and says “got your nose”.

I was licking Chloe’s arse out last night and she used the “got your nose”

by Lilshoe June 11, 2022