Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

shit eater

It is a word derived from mental asylums, coprophagia, referring to the inmates who eat their own feces.

We refer to burn victims as a crispy critter and a copraphagist as a shit eater.

by ironjustice May 25, 2017

shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.

(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.

by Miltalie November 16, 2023

Dillree shit rocket

The act of a large science teacher rapidly shoving his fist into his anus until it becomes gaping; then aiming anus in the air, they shit everywhere

Honey you aren’t very good in bed we should try the dillree shit rocket

by Goon master January 16, 2025

Shit head

Having shit on your head because a animal or human shitted on your head

You look like a shit head james

Ikr my dog just shitted on me
Oh cool

by Anonymous231alone December 21, 2019

Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down

Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.

by Amiricle February 7, 2023

Ape shit Anal

So let’s just put it as this. We all know the definition of ape shit. It obviously isn’t a literal expression. But in this case it is. So basically this means an ape shitting in a womens ass hole... or a guy 😏

Ohhhh fuck.. harambay ur shit feels so good in my ass hole ur really doing ape shit anal.

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021