What's your poison, folks?

used to ask someone what they would like to drink.

The bartender raised an eyebrow at the group and asked with a smirk, "What's your poison, folks? Whiskey, beer, or something more exotic?"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

slit-your-throat job

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.

Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!

by Chris_32 May 27, 2024

Your butt hurt

When someone says your butt hurt you lose any agreement and should probably kill your self

Your butt hurt

by Thecoonman2407 February 21, 2022

i-know-your-ip

it's a common virus for people it forces them to say I know your IP over and over again

1: hey, do you have the i-know-your-ip virus?
2: i-know-your-ip i-know-your-ip
1: alright *grabs gun*

by sugmaballs183128ii May 4, 2022

exceed your expectorantations

What you hope dat your cough-medicine will do in clearing up congestion.

Taking peppermint and eucalyptus is good for loosening mucus in your chest, and if you also try placing a pretty girl's smooth warm soles on your face --- i.e., fit da balls of her feet into yer eye-sockets and press her heels against yer chin --- to also help drain yer plugged sinuses, da overall relief you'll feel may exceed your expectorantations BIG time!

by QuacksO November 15, 2024

your mom gay

The rumored 4th, and final stage of BOFA. Symptoms: Instant explosion. "The stages of BOFA go like this. 1st Stage: BOFA, Almost never fatal, though incurable. 2nd Stage: Ligma, Extremeley Deadly (99.87% chance of death), almost no information is known of this, as it is extremeley deadly. 3rd Stage: E-TMA, nearly completeley fatal, there is only 0.00000000000000000000000001% of the population who survives this, Said pepole/person are kept always in a locked cell, with NO SOUND ABLE TO ENTER.4th Stage: your mom gay, UNSURVIVABLE. ONCE YOU HEAR THIS, AND YOU ARENT THE SENDER, YOU EXPLODE." Extra Information: BOFA, and all the other stages of BOFA, are transmitted by sounds, and are INCURRABLE. If you meet ANYONE wHO CAN SURVIVE THIS INSULT, BRING THEM TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION, MILLITARY CAMP, OR HOSPITAL, THERE, THEY wILL BE ESCORTED TO ANOTHER CELL.

Here, Is an example of how BOFA, Ligma, E-TMA, and your mom gay spread

Guy 1: Hey have you head about BOFA?
Guy 2: Nope, whats BOFA?
Guy 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUF

Example 2:

Guy 1: It's so sad that Ninja died of Ligma
Guy 2: what's Ligma?
Guy 1: LIGMA BALLZ

Example 3:

Guy 1: It's so sad that Alex died of E-TMA
Guy 2: what's E-TMA?
Guy 1: E-TMA BALLZ

Final Example:

CEO: You're Fired, GET THE FUCK OUT
Jeff: Your mum gay
CEO: -explodes-

by Chad3 November 20, 2021

snap your bag

Hurry up so we can get going

Snap your bag dude we are going to be late for work!

by PLANTAINBONER May 31, 2020