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Ass-fetti

During a celebration (ex: Easter) when confetti eggs are involved, and someone cracks one either in your shirt or in your pants, and the confetti trickles down to your ass, leaving sweaty pieces of paper lodged in amazing places.
"dude she got you in the pants"
"yea man, you want some Ass-Fetti?"

"ahh you asshole, its trickling down my pants, *grabs said confetti from underwear* you want some back?"
"gross keep your ass-fetti away from me"
by Doinkingthings September 30, 2016
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Dog Ass

When a person has no cushion for the pushin, a concave behind.
Jesse has an actually dog ass
by Dog ass enjoyer August 16, 2024
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Bitch ass nigga

Someone who doesn’t play a lot of RPGs, some MMORPGs, talk shit, and hasn’t got in a few fights before. Also, has some characters, or monsters in RPGs, and MMORPGs that is below the level of 99, and 100 for monster-breeding games, and below level 100, 200, 255, etc. for characters in RPGs, and MMORPGs.
Michael: Hey Mark, I heard your bitchass doesn’t like to play RPGs you bitch ass nigga.
by Magiranger February 21, 2024
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black fuck incest would cum in my ass

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
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Bitch ass syndrome

When a nigga stupid or tripping over some stupid shit
When sedrick was mad about a post: he has bitch ass syndrome
by ThêReâl1 October 8, 2020
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mini ass attack

When you almost trip over something but didnt and have a mini hear tattack and the body relieves your heart attack by farting
-hey watch out there is a gap infront
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)
by lbjwashed October 14, 2020
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Ass pie

When you smear pizza on your girls asshole then lick it off
by Douche god March 19, 2016
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