School directed by fat meatball. Barks orders at nameless staff. Children work slave hours and get served cardboard for grub. Overridden by invasive species of Latinos! Whole staff has collective IQ of 1. Gala events are scams af. Fat Meatball with teeth spread wide enough to insert a quarter through them. Beware of Bridge troll nurse and dragon breath teacch.
by Ms. DawnsLeftNut May 1, 2023
Get the Trinity School for Childrenmug. School aka the earth version of hell, school is a place where hopes and dreams die taking all motivation and passion away from you at a young age, your family,friends,sanity,will to live you can say bye bye because after school you are not getting that back, school is like a prison but atleast in prison you can actually achieve something with your life
by FLAT KAT June 30, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. If you go to Torrington High School, you know it’s Sex Headquarters because no one there is a virgin.
by Your moms monster cock March 15, 2022
Get the Torrington High Schoolmug. by bigmanNtha February 20, 2023
Get the Rayner Stephens High Schoolmug. Clearwater Fundamental Middle School in Florida. Located in the heart of Clearwater also known as the smart kid school. The school is for kids that are higher than everyone else, primarily made for the kids that have no friends or so-called "gifted". School is full of drama and Turama. Band Teacher looks like she can stroke out any second. Orchestra Teachers couldn't put up with their stupidity anymore. Their clothing items are rather questionable. Bought with daddy's money, Practally dressed like nuns. Half of the school's parents go golfing on Sunday. 90% of the school look like they are straight out stereotypical movies shown on Disney in 2016. If you find a girl and you are interested in her you have two ways this can go. Either she adds random guys on snap or she will ditch you to read a book in the park. Guys have ant size brains can't find it if you look for it. Can promise the will live with mommy forever. Is equivalent to Satans lair. Rules do not make sense if you wanted them to. You either get a really good teacher or one that talks about plants all day and makes you throw all your work away before the Eoc's and tells you for the rest of the school year we are going to plant some trees. Almost every person carries a book in their hands. Forgot to mention that we don't have any sports. The principal is useless. Horses are about to sprout from the ground. News show gives you a headache every morning. If you go you have a 50% 50% shot of having a good experience.
Look at that kid carrying a case-it binder. I am sure he goes to Clearwater Fundamental Middle School.
by Darla and Ricky September 7, 2021
Get the Clearwater Fundamental Middle Schoolmug. An absolute hell hole were people spend the first 18 years of their life being locked away in prison. Thundercunt teachers ruin your precious childhood with torture devices such as: math, social studies, language, reading and science. And when 7 hours of death isn't enough for those assholes, they give you even more pain called homework. Homework is the shit that destroys your sleep schedule and makes you want to drop out and work at McDonalds for the rest of your life. But if you don't finish your homework, you get 3 more hours of prison called detention The useless crap you learn at school will never come in handy because it is forgotten the minute you walk out of that classroom. When in the entirety of your life do you need to know the exact amount of wives the pharaoh of Egypt had? YOU DON'T. In total, school should be avoided at all costs and is a complete and total waste of 18 years.
Mom can I skip school today?
No you bitch, if you miss school you'll die of brain cancer
but Mo-
GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR ASSHOLE
No you bitch, if you miss school you'll die of brain cancer
but Mo-
GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR ASSHOLE
by summer18 March 5, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. A school where anyone can be whatever they/them want, Football boys wear jerseys and walk with a waddle, while girls wear lululemon.
I go to Wellesley High school so I can be anything, even a korean Dictator, or I can walk on all fours, one even poop in a litter box.
by anonymous September 29, 2022
Get the Wellesley High Schoolmug.