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National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.
Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.
by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022
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put a tarp over your trees

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”
by dogdogbark February 14, 2023
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Your brother a mother

A counter to the recently discovered "ur sister a mister". Grants immunity to any "no u"
(Mohammed is getting a bit cheecky)
"Your brother a mother"
(S.A.S arrive at your door and kill you because you are too much of a threat to mankind)
by Yoot May 12, 2018
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Get your son canes day!

On August 28th it is Get Your Son Canes Day!!
"hey dad,did u know today u have to get me canes since it is Get your son canes day!"
by CHAPALALA August 26, 2022
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Make-out with your partner day

National Make-out with your partner day(s) are both August 17th and September 22nd!
“Dude- go find your girl and make out with her”
“Why?”
“Its National Make-out with your partner day
by DefiningWordsPeople May 9, 2022
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National Out of Your Bag Day

February 10, a day for humanity. One to remember and look forward to each and every year. For all us fellas going through the mud, todays the day where that mud is gone. Todays THAT DAY when you know that the bag has been on your back for too long. Congratulations fellas.
Yo dude! Tommorow is National Out of Your Bag Day! I don’t have to be depressed all the time anymore!
by JamesheartSP February 10, 2022
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your mom

the most common roast that can be used at anytime
by geesh lort November 26, 2020
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