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You schlag!

Professional footballer - usually of the 1970s variety - displaying a combatative nature and lack of savoire fair: in essence his play demonstrates "wammo" tackles and ugly brutality.
Oi bonzo, you schlag!
by gb901 August 21, 2013
mugGet the You schlag!mug.

No Kevin, not you

When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.
Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.

Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.

Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you
by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025
mugGet the No Kevin, not youmug.

YOU STUPID NIGGER

That time when Peter Griffin from Family Guy in a COD shitpost said "YOU STUPID NIGGER"
by anonymous January 2, 2025
mugGet the YOU STUPID NIGGERmug.

You

Rhyming I am struggling to do…
I have so much I want to say!!
The last time I spoke to you…
No tasty dessert…
But I totally babbled away…
My head kept telling me to go…
My heart said no…
The things that come out of my mouth when I am with you…
Working on the squats btw…
Even writing this…
YOU make me smile 😊

I had no intention in talking to you that day.
I was going to clear your plate and try to read your eyes…
But then I began talking… my heart, it is absolutely in love with you!!!
I can’t control it❤️
And I love it!!!
by a dream and 💔 June 23, 2024
mugGet the Youmug.
Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
by DaRealKey November 13, 2019
mugGet the what can you do if you get scammedmug.

do you haev stupid

the true way of asking a person if they're stupid, or the boblox meme where a yellow derp says it
by TheLastSparkl November 30, 2020
mugGet the do you haev stupidmug.

As you can see

Monkweh's favourite word to summon sacrificial lamb, when you use it random guy will shout "Suck your mom!"
Monkweh: "As you can see my wife is fighting with this Godzilla"
Wife: "Suck your mom!"
by Boringquarantine September 8, 2022
mugGet the As you can seemug.

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